Law & Your Lunch Order: New York Burger

I swear, we must have reviewed this place once before, we order from here all the time, but I honestly can't remember writing about it...but then again, I have a horrible memory. Anyway, today its just me and Crista...we ordered our usuals, she the Greek Island Chicken Salad, and I the Buttermilk Fried Chicken Salad, with an Elvis Shake. Crista enjoyed hers as much as the many other times shes ordered it for lunch, I on the other hand, for the 2nd time in a row, had a difficult time enjoying my salad. Why you ask? Por que? Because I am an idiot, and forgot to ask for mine WITHOUT avacados. For those of you who do not know, I am painfully allergic to avacados...it basically feels like someone has poured a bag of cement down my throat, and I quickly turn into a statue. Every few years I test the waters to see if I have been cured, but I always fail, and end up spending the day laying flat. I was able to pick the forbidden fruit from the bowl, but seeing as they are green, and almost everything in the salad is green, I was wary that I may not have gotten them all...thus I was not allowed to fully enjoy. On top of that, I absolutely loved my Elvis Shake, which was comprised of bananas, peanut butter, and chocolate ice cream, but as most of you may know, if you are allergic to avacados, you very well could also be allergic to bananas! So I do not know who to blame if I begin to turn into a statue: banana or avacado? Actually, my neck is starting to stiffen, and my thoughts are starting to muddle...looks like I better pick a culprit fast...




P.S. Question: Who eats lunch on their computer? Answer: A non-mac user. Zing, how arrogant am I?


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