Law & Order: G.S.U. (Gawker Stalker Unit)

Some days on the street are less than pleasant. For instance, one day last year on Delancey Street, I saw a crack dealer getting arrested and as I turned the corner, someone pooped right in front of me on the street. Within about thirty seconds.

But other days are quite nice, like a couple of weeks ago when I first went up on the new High Line. If you haven't been -- GO! Great views, great snacks, great wildflowers, and celebrity sightings.

I was sitting on a bench when I saw a 17 year old boy scream and collapse, then get up and run. I looked toward where he was running, and it was none other than Sandra Bernhard. He just sort of trailed behind her, hyperventilating, until she walked out of sight.