Update

Here is an image of the plants - if you compare to a couple of posts back you can see that they are starting to grow some!

Watch out! Kramer may be stalking on you!

I also posted this elsewhere, but it's work-related, so I figured I'd contribute:

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On my walk into the office, who should I run into completely out of the blue? Michael Richards, in black, with Fedora and tripod-ed Nikon D-SLR, standing, STARING at a street performer dressed as Boba Fett, playing the accordion. True story.

We chatted for five minutes. About my job (and how he thinks its cool), about his job (not working on anything - "they're scared of me...they're scared of their own shadow!"). We also discussed living in NY (too expensive) and if he goes to comedy clubs anymore. He was cool, totally engaged and interested in Locations work (not in working in it, but in the way it works).

My favorite part was when I asked if he'd work on old buddy Jerry Seinfeld's new show "The Marriage Ref" and the generally aloof and spacey Mr. Richards snapped into complete lucidity, scoffed and said "I'd never do that." 

It took me a minute to realize I wasn't being punk'd or something (because he wasn't moving, he was just chilling, totally immersed in the Bounty Hunter's act) - when I did come to my senses, I suggested a photo and was overwhelmed by the amount of technology I had on me and took an awkward MySpace-style jam with the DSLR (first draft came out chinny and he judged me). I should have used Flip, but I didn't think of it in time. 

Yes, I gave him my info and invited him to a show. He'll be sitting with Robert Smigel in the "Hell's Frozen Over" Section, with all celebs I've invited. 

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Now, since then, I've run into him again. Next day. Same spot. Yes, Boba Fett was there too. It was surreal. Mr. Richards was staring at a real-estate poster and I commented on how there were some really nice apartments around there that we'd shot in. I mentioned the penthouse we recently shot in - with the all-white everything and the windows. He replied with something like "Of course the penthouses are nice." I wanted to fire back something about how he could afford it because he's probably crazy rich, but then I froze, because I was being presumptuous (Madoff?) and I didn't want to hurt his feelings (because the next time we meet would be the third date - and, well, I want it to go well). 

He said he liked my Superman T-shirt, and I said I liked dressing for the job I want (super-hero). We chatted about looking the part is important and how people call him "sir" when he's in a suit. We went our seperate ways...he disappeared fast.

I'm still not sure I'm not the secret guest of a new hidden camera show: "So You Think You're Not Dreaming".

Yesterday we were in Far Rockaway and he wasn't there. I hope I see him one more time...I think he's the kinda guy you bring home to the folks, you know?

Mac & Cheese As A Cure For Cranky

Not much in the way of food-related posts lately, is there? I haven’t been doing my part because I’ve had so little to comment on—although I do make a concerted effort to try new things as often as it’s convenient, my selections rarely stray out of the realm of comfort food and onto higher, blogworthy planes.

Le Zie is a fucking boring restaurant. They do a handful of creative things, and they do them well, but their menu has been and always will be a hodgepodge of fancy-sounding entrees you could find anywhere. They’re overpriced, they’re slow, and when I get appetizers involving poached eggs, their idiot delivery men often manage to spill yolk in places that yolk should never be.

It’s gross outside. Gross weather means it’s time for the carb-rich, the fatty, the cheesy; it’s been ages since I tried their macaroni and cheese, and while it’s going to mean extra treadmill time tonight, I didn’t feel like I could last the day on salad.

Le Zie’s macaroni and cheese involves about forty different kinds of cheese, or so it seems, baked to crispness on the top, and motherfucking black truffles. Considering their standards, I’d imagine these aren’t top-of-the-line little shits, but they’re still sinfully good. Truffle slices up top; truffle oil within. I may die fat and alone, but for today I will eat a tasty (and surprisingly hearty) lunch, enjoying liquid cholesterol oozing from every noodle.

While sublime, it’s an ugly dish, hence the dearth of photographic documentation (my phone takes brokeass pictures; my real camera is at home). But this can’t change how it tastes—it’s like Gordon and Tony constantly repeat: Simple ingredients, creatively prepared, flawlessly executed; it’s the only real recipe for culinary success there is. If Le Zie could apply these standards to their dry-ass salmon and their oily monkfish, I’d eat there every day.

Black Truffle Mac & Cheese – try it. It’s damn good. And hey, maybe if enough people opt for the good stuff, they can phase out the crap. When was the last time you paid $16.95 for a few ounces of fish wrapped in bacon? Joe Buda did it the other day. It made him angry. You don’t want to see Joe Buda angry.

A Month & A Half Ago...

...we had all sorts of Holiday fun.On our last day of shooting we had our traditional Holiday lunch- complete with every kind of fish imaginable, and a "are you going to eat that?" fancy meat. During lunch Jeremy made me look at inappropriate pictures, to which I turned a new shade of red never seen before.



At some point in the day, the boys of locations had a photo shoot for their yet to be released 2010 calendar (what happened to that?), and Crista and I got flowers from a secret admirer.


Crista and I went all out this year with the decorations. Crista brought in an unimaginable amount of lights to hang, and I brought the 10 ft long Santa and sleigh poster. There's nothing better than trailer park office decorating.


We had our official Holiday Party at Bowlmor- complete with black light bowling, karaoke, dancing, pizza and drinks. There are plenty of awesome pictures, but I don't want to upset anyone, so I'll censor them- if you want to see what went down- show up next time!

You don't know Jack...

...until you've seen this video.

Now, many of you know about my fascination with the beacon of justice that is fictional NY District Attorney John J. (Jack) McCoy. Apparently, I am not the only one who is inspired by the dignity and moral steadiness of the aforementioned public crusader, as evidenced by the following video, which I did not make:




Thanks.
Congrats on three more episodes!

- M

It has to do with Production...

This has nothing to do with L&O- but it has to do with TV, so why not share it. One of my favorite blogs featured an interview with an art assistant at MadMen- what a lucky guy!

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Super Manny!

It's no door, but still worth it.

Door Hunt

So due to a lack of motivation on my part, I took this week and the upcoming holiday break to post 2 doors for extra fun. The door on the top better look familiar. As for the lower door... I'll accept cross streets as close enough.

just reminiscing

not sure if i spelt that right! miss you hot chics

U Like?

I couldn't resist snapping a picture of this restaurant on the Upper West Side.  Classic.

PA Lock-Up Scavenger Hunter

In a effort to familiarize locations with the many locations of the stages at Pier 62 we've begun our find the lock-up-ed door. As this is our first trial run, there will unfortunately be no prize for the winner.

Who Knew?!

Gawker Stalker IV

Chevy Chase was spotted at the Gotham Girls Roller Derby bout!  Didn't get a chance to stop him and ask him about his guest-starring role on "Law & Order" and confirm how much he loved us, but he did manage to be escorted down to the VIP seats to Cat's fav, Suzy Hotrod.

Production of Wild Things

I went to see "Where the Wild Things Are" this weekend- having heard mixed reviews- I am one who enjoyed it...but I don't really like reviews- I like to go into movies having as little knowledge of the plot and other perception- that way you aren't expecting anything but to be entertained.

So anyway- I love behind the scenes kind of stuff- hence I work in production. I think its really fun and fascinating to see how much thought and work is put in to make a movie or television show- even the really bad ones...so naturally, I was excited to find out more about how Wild Things came to be- and found these interesting videos. The first one I watched was with KK Barrett, the Production Designer. After watching, it has me wondering if his process is similar to our Production Designer- I'll let you know if I find out...

The Head of Television

Its Rich Sommer! AKA Harry Crane from Mad Men!! Here is a picture featuring him, Manny, and me dressed as Harry Potter:

Ready to Roll

Sadly, the Haulin' Cass/Cassie Hay media blitz is over -- but you can catch my teammates as they conquer their world with roller derby-ness.  This morning, they were on the Wendy Williams Show.  I'm currently in the process of converting every female in the office into a roller girls.  Gillian, you're next!  I personally think Bridget would be fierce....but for now, I'll just have to be content with the fact that we've gotten a gaggle of L&O-ers to come to the next bout!  October 24!  Not only will you get to see me hit people, it'll be your chance to hang out with some super cool people -- I'm referring to an appearance by the one and only K-Kat!  And Jacob's family!  And Bridget and Moe!  And CRISTA!!!!  It just keeps getting better.  www.gothamgirlsrollerderby.com for tickets

Burritoville Chelsea

If you are wasted away in Margaritaville, then what are you in Burritoville? Full? Hungry? Satisfied? I would say lost and starving because you couldn't find Chipotle.

Burritoville Chelsea closed at the exact time I started working at L&O, and I often felt left out when my coworkers would reminisce about Birrtoville- now I know they are just crazy and have some sort of mutant taste buds. I will assume that things have changed with this re-opening, or perhaps the chef has forgotten how to perfect his craft, and just needs a little time to tweak it. But for the time being, I will stand by my unimpressed review, and next time, just make my own quesadilia, or crawl out of my hole (office) and venture to the far off Chipotle at 34th and 8th.


P.S. Why did they think I said my name was Kote?! Maybe I could understand Cathy, or Kate, or Katie...but Kote?

Happy Birthday Patti!

Today is one of our #1 reader's birthday - Patti, Gillian from the Production Office's Mom! Patti, we appreciate your interest- if you didn't read the blog, I don't think we'd write anymore- I mean, what's the point of telling each other whats going on in the office when we are sitting right next to one another?! Thank you, and hope you have a fantastic day!

Gillian informed me that you were concerned about K-Kat's departure. We were all sad to see her go (and still are!) but she had a great offer from her Alma Mater to help students get started in the TV/Film/Communications. So shes still got her toes in the Entertainment pond, but now is trying to help other get their feet wet too. Plus, she still has access to the blog, so hopefully we will still be hearing from her.

...and we're back

Sorry I disappeared- I recently moved- and spent all of my free time looking for an apartment, then filling it with things, and then buying more things to fill it with. In fact, last night I had the pleasure of perusing Ikea with the Former Law & Order Scout, K-Kat. It was a night full of giggles (loud ones from Kat), and tiresome wandering around the maze of furniture. We deliriously found our way to the end to pick up or selections and were presented with a stack of boxes to chose from. We sat and "discussed" which box to pick- one was dented on the side, one was dented on the top, one had swear words written all over...after much debate, we went with the one that was dented on the side. Turns out, neither one of us has great luck- seeing as we actually agreed upon said box, and said box was missing a few pieces. Thats right! I have to go back to Ikea, and hope and pray that they will give me the replacement pieces- otherwise I have a rather functionless dresser I need to sell. Cross your fingers for me!

NEW POSTS! NEW POSTS!

Not sure if you are aware but I left LAW AND ORDER. Sad to leave my friends, but happy to start a new chapter in my life. WITH THAT BEING SAID (OR YELLED THROUGH CAPS), I EXPECT TO SEE MORE POSTS DURING THE WEEK SO I KNOW WHAT I'M MISSING! Don't you want me to feel bad for leaving? DONT YOU WANT TO THROW IT IN MY FACE ABOUT HOW MUCH THERE IS WITHOUT ME BEING THERE?!

LOVE YOU ALL