Question:

How many Non-Coordinators does it take to clear a jam in the copy machine?

I'm a figgy fool.

Got some fig newtons from crafty and tried to offer them to Crista. NO, I HATE FIG NEWTONS! Crista says... Is she allergic to them? Did her mother force feed them to her when she was a kid? NO, apparently she doesn't like the sandy texture to them. THEY ARE SEEDS CRISTA! SEEDS. Maybe one day you will like them... Maybe one day I'll give them to you as a present. Yum Yum Yum

I'm a Celebrity! Well not really!

So before working at Law and Order, I worked over at NBC in 30 Rock (NOT THE SHOW). Back in '06 I was on the corporate softball team for NBC. Our NBC team was asked to participate in a Celebrity Softball Game for Autism speaks that took place at Brooklyn Cyclones in Coney Island. It was so much fun and a lot of NBC talent played softball as well, including the one and only Alana De La Garza, one of the leads of Law and Order. We took a photo together and I just remembered today and showed it to her. Don't you think it's pretty ironic that I took a picture with her and now I work at Law and Order? Hmmm I say it's quite interesting... Da Da DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PS. We lost BUT i was ONE (THANKS CAT) of the scoring runs! the first of 2! AND I struck some dude out on the other team. I want to play again. Anyone in?

YESSSSSS

Can we please get one of these for the office? Please?

Cat Fight Wednesday

Crista and I are both a little crabby today...we just had a little cat fight about me liking (not liking) cats. She is offended that I think the cats pictured above are cute. Now we are arguing about how there is nothing for me to say, and I just can't make this post interesting. Except we are agreeing on this fact- but are being brats nonetheless. Can someone please bring us two little puppies? Its the only way we will stop fighting.

Ris-kaaay Craf-taaay

Check out what they're serving at crafty! Scandalous!

An Open Letter

Dear Republic,

Your forbidden rice is extremely tasty, but please do not give me like two cups of it with my chicken dish; I will attempt to eat it all and have the hiccups for an hour.

Thanks,
Charlie